The Great Lawnmower Debacle
Borrowed my neighbor Gary’s lawnmower — duct-taped, rusted, and capped with a peanut butter lid.
It fired rocks, spilled grass, attracted bees, snapped in half, and nearly mowed me down.
Gary clapped. Mrs. Henderson clapped. Even the bees seemed impressed.
Lesson: never trust duct tape with your dignity.
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